Centrelink ninja protocol
Let’s be real — calling Centrelink is like willingly entering a psychological torture chamber.
You dial in, full of false hope, only to get trapped in the loop of doom: Press 1, press 2, hold... wait... transfer... repeat. An hour later you’re still listening to that god-awful hold music, repeating your CRN to yet another bored operator who can’t actually help you.Meanwhile, your sanity’s circling the drain and your day? Wasted. Again.
If you’ve ever slammed the phone down muttering “this system’s a fcking joke”* — this kit is for you. It’s the survival guide Centrelink doesn’t want you to have. Shortcuts, workarounds, clever hacks, and the kind of info that can actually get you somewhere — fast.Because it’s time to stop playing nice with a system that doesn’t give a damn.
Take back your time. Take back your power. And give Centrelink the middle finger — politely, of course.
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